1 00:00:02,366 --> 00:00:11,723 Hitler Est Kaput Traduction de Fran�ais � Anglais par Le Rosbif 2 00:00:37,866 --> 00:00:41,467 HITLER IS KAPUT 3 00:01:45,820 --> 00:01:49,181 As the Second World War ended, 4 00:01:49,717 --> 00:01:53,678 an informant used by the SS 5 00:01:54,236 --> 00:01:57,837 told the Reich Main Security Office that the execution of Rabinovich, 6 00:01:58,056 --> 00:02:00,737 a Jew considered too lucky by the Nazis, 7 00:02:00,842 --> 00:02:03,323 was the only hope of the Reich. 8 00:02:47,810 --> 00:02:50,050 Listen, occupant comrades! 9 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:52,548 This must be a mistake. 10 00:02:52,686 --> 00:02:56,487 I've only played the harpsichord with the fascist-supporting orchestra. 11 00:02:56,671 --> 00:03:00,872 I never hurt a single Nazi. Even in thought. 12 00:03:00,957 --> 00:03:03,438 I'm allergic to metal and I have asthma. 13 00:03:03,828 --> 00:03:06,029 I am suffering from chronic gastritis and diabetes. 14 00:03:06,193 --> 00:03:10,194 My doctor has forbidden me to participate in any executions. 15 00:03:10,555 --> 00:03:13,597 Fellow comrades, do not kill me, it is Shabbat. 16 00:03:13,622 --> 00:03:14,382 Attention. 17 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:16,283 Load. 18 00:03:18,325 --> 00:03:19,286 Fire! 19 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,690 Shurenberg pestered HQ 20 00:04:03,853 --> 00:04:05,772 for a meeting with Hitler. 21 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,934 The F�rher, a chronic depressive, 22 00:04:09,434 --> 00:04:12,515 had a taste for unnecessary meetings. 23 00:04:12,718 --> 00:04:16,079 "Thank God it's Friday!", the great Russian spy said to himself. 24 00:04:24,162 --> 00:04:26,723 Run, Rabinovich, run! 25 00:04:43,268 --> 00:04:44,748 - "Heil Hitler." - "Heil." 26 00:04:44,987 --> 00:04:46,108 Papers, please. 27 00:04:49,347 --> 00:04:51,147 SOVIET SPY CARD 28 00:04:59,271 --> 00:05:01,472 SS SECURITY SERVICE 29 00:05:13,276 --> 00:05:15,796 Be more careful in the future, Standartenf�hrer. 30 00:05:18,814 --> 00:05:21,655 "And there goes a week's pay", 31 00:05:21,798 --> 00:05:24,119 Shurenberg thought. 32 00:05:28,723 --> 00:05:31,484 GESTAPO HILLS 33 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:34,021 FRAGILE! 34 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,820 PROPERTY OF ADOLF 35 00:06:00,717 --> 00:06:02,997 GENERAL PARTY 36 00:06:26,055 --> 00:06:27,536 Beautiful. 37 00:06:30,776 --> 00:06:31,897 "Sch�n, sch�n." 38 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:44,141 Who has some dollar to lend me? 39 00:06:49,185 --> 00:06:50,826 Sorry, "mein F�hrer" 40 00:06:51,339 --> 00:06:53,619 The pigs pulled me over this morning, fined me all I've got. 41 00:06:53,699 --> 00:06:55,140 - Have you been drinking? - No! 42 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:58,461 I had to put the pedal to the metal to arrive on time. 43 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:00,007 I sympathise, man. 44 00:07:03,188 --> 00:07:03,828 M�ller? 45 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:14,511 I'll pay you back on Monday. 46 00:07:17,371 --> 00:07:19,252 Addy, is this a good idea? 47 00:07:19,433 --> 00:07:22,193 - It's for my ill health. - I'm sure... 48 00:07:24,634 --> 00:07:25,754 "Auf Wiedersehen." 49 00:08:01,465 --> 00:08:02,746 Tuck back that belly. 50 00:08:29,812 --> 00:08:32,052 I'll get you one of these days. 51 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:33,973 A true Aryan. 52 00:08:35,191 --> 00:08:38,472 Shurenberg left work early that day, 53 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:41,473 to take his ride for a cruise 54 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,736 in the moonlit streets of Berlin. 55 00:09:04,318 --> 00:09:08,599 The glorious victory of May 9 would soon take place ... 56 00:09:08,743 --> 00:09:09,544 007 Sra�e 57 00:09:09,704 --> 00:09:11,705 ... yet there were still 58 00:09:12,004 --> 00:09:16,765 many espionage missions to fulfil. 59 00:09:47,036 --> 00:09:48,077 And you, how are you? 60 00:09:48,914 --> 00:09:50,314 You look healthy. 61 00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:00,778 Another sprouting. 62 00:10:01,517 --> 00:10:02,997 You're almost there. 63 00:10:21,103 --> 00:10:24,584 It's so beautiful. God be praised. 64 00:10:28,186 --> 00:10:29,387 Kuzmich! 65 00:10:34,307 --> 00:10:35,948 Aleksandr Isaevich. 66 00:10:38,192 --> 00:10:39,552 So, how are you? 67 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,970 How is work going? 68 00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:46,239 I don't particularly want to talk about it. 69 00:10:46,424 --> 00:10:48,865 - What is it? - I'm sick and tired of it. 70 00:10:49,087 --> 00:10:53,288 Tired of all these stories of espionage. I am homesick. 71 00:10:53,629 --> 00:10:56,430 I see. Keep holding on, you're a superhero 72 00:10:57,269 --> 00:10:59,791 responsible for protecting the nation's oil. 73 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,505 You should relax, my boy. 74 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:05,610 I left you something in the fridge, it will please you. 75 00:11:05,971 --> 00:11:07,331 You're a real pal. 76 00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:08,973 What would I do without you? 77 00:11:31,819 --> 00:11:33,539 I fight because I am satisfied that 78 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:38,421 the German people have decided to shed their blood to build 79 00:11:38,446 --> 00:11:40,007 a strong and admired nation... 80 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,861 This is too good! 81 00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,608 Intensive fitness program. 82 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:23,131 Not more than 14 hours of sleep per night. 83 00:14:23,652 --> 00:14:27,453 And then it's off to another day of drudgery with the Gestapo. 84 00:14:32,144 --> 00:14:33,704 TOP SECRET DEPARTMENT 85 00:14:33,828 --> 00:14:34,829 TOP SECRET 86 00:15:09,352 --> 00:15:11,112 SILENCE! CONFERENCE IN PROGRESS! 87 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:23,490 BORMAN 88 00:15:44,095 --> 00:15:46,815 What I would give to be in Cabo. 89 00:17:07,385 --> 00:17:09,626 SMOKING AREA 90 00:17:40,347 --> 00:17:43,828 It seems that the building is infested microphones. 91 00:17:46,071 --> 00:17:47,271 It was on the roof. 92 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:51,329 What to do? We must admit it. The Russians are pros. 93 00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:53,932 It seems someone has done their homework. 94 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,372 Everything is in order. 95 00:18:01,533 --> 00:18:05,214 He starts to annoy me. I'm sure he's a spy. 96 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,169 This accusation, is it based on evidence? 97 00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:17,732 Not yet, but it will come. 98 00:18:17,757 --> 00:18:19,718 Then put it on hold, 99 00:18:20,722 --> 00:18:24,763 or you will suffer constipation from the incredibly stiff stick up your arse. 100 00:18:48,737 --> 00:18:53,099 Shurenberg must comply with the orders of the conspiracy. 101 00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:57,705 Lingering in places frequented by the Nazis 102 00:18:57,730 --> 00:19:00,691 was one of his obligations. 103 00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:04,245 Shurenberg hated company parties. 104 00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:07,088 He forced himself to follow rigorous discipline 105 00:19:07,371 --> 00:19:09,892 and sometimes had to slow down. 106 00:19:25,238 --> 00:19:26,358 Alright!~~~ 107 00:19:41,818 --> 00:19:42,938 Hans. Klaus. 108 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,444 Yeah bro! 109 00:19:47,823 --> 00:19:50,824 - Olaf. - Where have you been hiding, honey? 110 00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:54,043 The job, girls. 111 00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:31,437 THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OF "HEIL, HITLER" 112 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:04,304 UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION 1943 113 00:21:04,468 --> 00:21:06,948 - Gruppenf�hrer. - Shurenberg. 114 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,414 - A quick game? - No funny business this time. 115 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,757 That's low. The light falls only on the board. 116 00:21:14,084 --> 00:21:14,725 - Yes? - Yes. 117 00:21:14,790 --> 00:21:17,150 - Such a move, really? - You are very insolent. 118 00:21:17,905 --> 00:21:19,505 Take this. 119 00:21:19,668 --> 00:21:20,828 Don't count your chickens before they are hatched... 120 00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:22,951 The bald make bad players. 121 00:21:25,097 --> 00:21:27,498 - Shall we cut to brass tacks? - Have you been promoted? 122 00:21:27,523 --> 00:21:29,003 Quite to the contrary. And I need cash. 123 00:21:29,226 --> 00:21:32,307 Looking at you, Shurenberg, I say: 124 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,892 "That's a Nazi as he should be." 125 00:21:34,254 --> 00:21:36,775 A bright boy, effective and loyal to the Reich. 126 00:21:37,955 --> 00:21:38,795 But sometimes, I ... 127 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:57,401 Yes, occasionally I look at you and I think, 128 00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,660 without wanting to offend you, 129 00:22:00,201 --> 00:22:03,682 there's a good face of a slave. 130 00:22:05,249 --> 00:22:09,090 You think it's fun to see your boobs move like a flan? 131 00:22:09,115 --> 00:22:10,636 Front, back! Front, back! 132 00:22:10,971 --> 00:22:13,412 I want to go home! To Mom's! 133 00:22:13,611 --> 00:22:14,972 Drink a glass of vodka, 134 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:18,693 the nice Soviet type. 135 00:22:18,818 --> 00:22:20,259 Embrace who I am 136 00:22:20,284 --> 00:22:22,845 and spend my holidays in Turkey dancing. 137 00:22:23,185 --> 00:22:26,546 But I am the in the Third Reich among morons! 138 00:22:26,789 --> 00:22:28,869 Shurenberg nearly blew his cover. 139 00:22:29,350 --> 00:22:30,230 Checkmate. 140 00:22:36,752 --> 00:22:37,912 Better luck next time. 141 00:22:51,554 --> 00:22:54,954 So dirty occupants is it party time or what?! 142 00:23:44,410 --> 00:23:45,730 Aww hell no! 143 00:24:25,977 --> 00:24:27,977 Kuzmich, please, close the fridge door. 144 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:31,240 I'm tired of having to defrost it all the time. 145 00:24:34,152 --> 00:24:35,592 MOSCOW KREMLIN 146 00:24:39,914 --> 00:24:43,994 POST OFFICE OF THE SOVIET UNION 147 00:25:40,079 --> 00:25:43,440 In Moscow, the sky will remain cloudy all day. 148 00:25:43,645 --> 00:25:45,925 We predict thawing for tomorrow. 149 00:25:46,165 --> 00:25:49,285 Expect melted snow 150 00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:51,267 and slushy conditions. 151 00:25:51,546 --> 00:25:53,948 A hurricane is expected in the suburbs. 152 00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,600 In Rublyovka Hills, we will have a dry and sunny 153 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:07,526 day with a slight breeze and becoming hot and wet 154 00:26:07,551 --> 00:26:09,191 as you go... further south. 155 00:26:09,452 --> 00:26:12,292 We expect a 50% off sale at Chanel 156 00:26:12,732 --> 00:26:15,852 where temperatures will reach 22 degrees. 157 00:26:15,877 --> 00:26:19,638 mark this in your diaries and take advantage of this hot offer. 158 00:26:40,913 --> 00:26:43,074 A spy without a coded message 159 00:26:43,337 --> 00:26:45,738 can sink to the lake bottom like a stone. 160 00:26:46,059 --> 00:26:51,602 Shurenberg knew he still had to decipher this strange message. 161 00:26:57,061 --> 00:27:01,661 He knew he had to relax if he wanted to decipher the code, 162 00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:03,648 but nothing worked. 163 00:27:11,970 --> 00:27:13,090 He took out his 164 00:27:13,312 --> 00:27:17,072 "Code Word Pocket Dictionary" 165 00:27:22,604 --> 00:27:26,285 He had a hunch that this message would disrupt and upset his life. 166 00:27:26,825 --> 00:27:29,867 He spent the night recording the information, 167 00:27:30,069 --> 00:27:34,190 and at daybreak, the message eventually became clear. 168 00:27:34,414 --> 00:27:38,055 SHE'S SINGLE 169 00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:58,420 Hello, I'm Zina, your decryptor. 170 00:29:03,121 --> 00:29:05,802 Sasha Osechkin, spy. 171 00:29:07,682 --> 00:29:09,323 A beautiful landing. 172 00:30:05,359 --> 00:30:06,480 Enchanted. 173 00:30:07,682 --> 00:30:08,682 Likewise. 174 00:31:52,201 --> 00:31:53,161 Zina ... 175 00:31:53,342 --> 00:31:54,822 Such a lovely name. 176 00:31:55,042 --> 00:31:57,883 - And quite rare. - You are spiritual. 177 00:31:58,146 --> 00:32:00,466 - You are cute. - You're extraordinary. 178 00:32:00,670 --> 00:32:02,790 We have only just met. How can you judge? 179 00:32:03,013 --> 00:32:04,253 I have this hunch. 180 00:32:04,854 --> 00:32:07,214 I'm not sugar but I'll melt. 181 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:10,834 - Have I seen you somewhere before? - Certainly on the net. 182 00:32:12,134 --> 00:32:15,375 I must warn the central; they could be worried. 183 00:32:22,659 --> 00:32:25,419 I'll take this opportunity to update my Facebook status! 184 00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:28,661 Err, perhaps you'd better not. He has a way to go. 185 00:32:32,079 --> 00:32:34,439 Can I take you to the safe house? 186 00:32:34,979 --> 00:32:36,058 How do you travel? 187 00:32:36,378 --> 00:32:39,699 I travel by ski and I love to ATV. And you? 188 00:32:39,824 --> 00:32:40,744 Ice skates. 189 00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:44,564 - Will these rollers do the trick? - No, but we will do with. 190 00:32:46,145 --> 00:32:48,465 No more secret code on our the rendezvous. 191 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:52,427 - Can we at least still use the roller skates? - Let's spy and then we'll talk. 192 00:33:07,270 --> 00:33:08,430 "Heil Hitler." 193 00:33:12,212 --> 00:33:15,213 Ironman Hans von Eisen. It's been a while, How are you? 194 00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:18,570 As usual. The kids who whine, 195 00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:20,990 the death rattle of the bourgeois, a lazy wife ... 196 00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:22,626 Finally, a happy life. 197 00:33:22,651 --> 00:33:23,650 I see. 198 00:33:24,210 --> 00:33:27,331 But I would not be bothered personal problems. 199 00:33:27,557 --> 00:33:31,358 I charge 300 Reichsmark an hour for family therapy. Something of a hobby. 200 00:33:32,038 --> 00:33:34,879 But let's talk business. 201 00:33:35,519 --> 00:33:37,880 Here, take a look at this. 202 00:33:38,479 --> 00:33:41,119 I'm sure Shurenberg is a Soviet spy. 203 00:33:41,442 --> 00:33:45,523 But, Gruppenf�hrer, we've tried radio tapping. 204 00:33:46,312 --> 00:33:49,592 It is useless. I would have less trouble getting pregnant. 205 00:33:49,617 --> 00:33:51,137 Why would you do that? 206 00:33:51,455 --> 00:33:54,816 You'd be tired, whimsical, ill. 207 00:33:54,841 --> 00:33:56,321 Search the world over. 208 00:33:56,346 --> 00:33:58,987 We must find out if he is. Think about it. 209 00:33:59,127 --> 00:34:00,127 Put a contract on his head. 210 00:34:00,525 --> 00:34:02,205 At the expense of the taxpayer? 211 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:05,308 Do something: threat, questioning ... 212 00:34:05,687 --> 00:34:08,248 Rape with foreign objects. The old methods! 213 00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:05,644 How you doin' nigga? Where you goin'? 214 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,105 You got the rhythm in the blood, my brother! 215 00:35:08,527 --> 00:35:10,968 This shit moves the city man. Gimme five. 216 00:35:19,384 --> 00:35:21,505 The only person in the whole Reich 217 00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:24,211 Shurenberg respected 218 00:35:25,102 --> 00:35:27,222 was an American SuperAgent 219 00:35:27,287 --> 00:35:29,728 working undercover 220 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,154 as Hitler's personal DJ: 221 00:35:31,337 --> 00:35:33,337 50 Shillings. 222 00:35:39,592 --> 00:35:40,753 I have decided to 223 00:35:41,192 --> 00:35:45,794 stay here in Berlin to enjoy the victories and advances 224 00:35:46,087 --> 00:35:48,608 our great reich! 225 00:35:48,633 --> 00:35:53,275 I will review my plans. There are too many successes for a leader! 226 00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:55,421 So many so that I could burst! 227 00:36:15,123 --> 00:36:16,723 Und das ist Hitler! 228 00:36:18,686 --> 00:36:20,807 And they, our friendly soldiers! 229 00:36:23,322 --> 00:36:25,048 Them, the Russians pigs! 230 00:36:40,927 --> 00:36:43,008 No, help, leave me alone! 231 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,017 Is that clear? 232 00:36:57,977 --> 00:37:01,338 I told you all that with heart on hand 233 00:37:01,538 --> 00:37:05,379 our soldiers can be proud of their work across the Reich. 234 00:37:05,404 --> 00:37:08,245 They will come back full of medals on the torso, and stories in the head. 235 00:37:08,525 --> 00:37:10,885 They are the vectors of our triumph, 236 00:37:11,086 --> 00:37:12,806 their hands stained with the enemy's blood, 237 00:37:13,006 --> 00:37:15,607 with the desire to suck the udders of the nation. 238 00:37:18,982 --> 00:37:21,862 Blitzkrieg, blitzkrieg, blitzkrieg, blitzkrieg! 239 00:37:22,623 --> 00:37:23,504 Shurenberg! 240 00:37:23,584 --> 00:37:24,584 To the table! 241 00:37:29,059 --> 00:37:30,180 This does not interest you? 242 00:37:30,594 --> 00:37:33,754 - Not at all, "mein F�hrer!" - Not at all it does, or not at all it doesn't? 243 00:37:33,779 --> 00:37:36,180 It does, "mein F�hrer!" 244 00:37:36,283 --> 00:37:39,404 Then repeat what I said, "bitte". 245 00:37:39,609 --> 00:37:41,810 - Absolutely everything? - From A to Z. 246 00:37:43,230 --> 00:37:44,550 Some nerve, eh? 247 00:37:44,725 --> 00:37:49,085 All those years of training would be used for something. 248 00:37:49,110 --> 00:37:50,431 I enjoy 249 00:37:50,456 --> 00:37:52,617 advances our reich. 250 00:37:52,818 --> 00:37:57,418 These are successes too one officer must ensure! 251 00:37:57,619 --> 00:37:59,139 I tell you the heart to the hand! 252 00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:12,918 That is Hitler. 253 00:38:14,104 --> 00:38:16,064 And they, our friendly soldiers. 254 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,201 Yes, yes ... 255 00:38:19,181 --> 00:38:21,821 And they, the Russian soldiers. 256 00:38:25,382 --> 00:38:26,582 This is wonderful! 257 00:38:30,442 --> 00:38:31,282 Is that clear? 258 00:38:31,442 --> 00:38:35,883 The Gestapo launched an invitation for tenders for a secret weapon. 259 00:38:36,063 --> 00:38:39,223 The Kremlin asked Shurenberg to keep an eye on the project. 260 00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:41,661 - "Heil Hitler." - Enough, Shurenberg. 261 00:38:41,904 --> 00:38:44,865 At a time when the Allies progress in our country, 262 00:38:45,344 --> 00:38:46,703 you scuttle around like a ballerina. 263 00:38:46,907 --> 00:38:49,428 But I think only of the victory of our Reich. 264 00:38:49,913 --> 00:38:52,314 Please, anything but that. 265 00:38:53,150 --> 00:38:54,630 The shot of patriotism ... 266 00:38:54,689 --> 00:38:57,570 Stop being the problem child at work, you hear?. 267 00:38:58,071 --> 00:38:59,151 I have a mission for you. 268 00:39:04,412 --> 00:39:06,253 MISSION OF THE DAY: DEATH RAY LASER 269 00:39:06,873 --> 00:39:08,634 The secret weapon we wanted. 270 00:39:09,592 --> 00:39:11,672 You will make me a business plan. 271 00:39:11,875 --> 00:39:14,355 30% increase in the budget, half under the table. 272 00:39:15,072 --> 00:39:16,833 No bullshit, Shurenberg. 273 00:39:17,096 --> 00:39:20,177 Do your homework. No stains on your notebook. 274 00:39:20,552 --> 00:39:21,913 Or on the bed sheets. 275 00:39:22,114 --> 00:39:23,274 I want a good note. 276 00:39:23,655 --> 00:39:25,695 It's out of the question to defecate on the flowers! 277 00:39:25,858 --> 00:39:28,379 It messes up the buds. Is that clear? 278 00:39:28,702 --> 00:39:29,662 Questions? 279 00:39:31,221 --> 00:39:34,302 - I can't grope girls? - It is a distraction. 280 00:39:34,982 --> 00:39:37,183 This mission is the last hope of the Reich. 281 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,303 We do not fiddle with the babes. 282 00:39:44,944 --> 00:39:47,465 I appreciate the confidence you bear me. 283 00:39:48,442 --> 00:39:51,843 I will not disappoint you even if I can not fiddle. 284 00:39:52,027 --> 00:39:54,428 Sometimes I just feel like jumping. 285 00:40:15,932 --> 00:40:19,093 All is well. This is the third time today. 286 00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:28,621 IN MAY: ALL OF GERMANY 287 00:41:29,073 --> 00:41:33,194 ANNA SEMIOMOVICH THE BEST SPY WORLD 288 00:42:07,703 --> 00:42:09,624 Have you no shame? 289 00:42:16,307 --> 00:42:17,428 Engineer Garik? (Famous Armenian/Russian TV entertainer) 290 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,561 - Yes. - The project, I was just trying� 291 00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:23,867 - To study it? - Yeah, examen it. 292 00:42:24,126 --> 00:42:26,007 Don't waste your time. 293 00:42:26,507 --> 00:42:28,587 My weapon is impenetrable. 294 00:42:37,970 --> 00:42:40,291 Here is my May Day Death Ray. 295 00:42:40,316 --> 00:42:42,676 With it, victory is assured. 296 00:42:43,615 --> 00:42:44,616 Sit. 297 00:42:47,215 --> 00:42:51,256 Professor, would you describe yourself as loyal to the Reich? 298 00:42:52,756 --> 00:42:54,117 Standartenf�hrer ... 299 00:42:54,142 --> 00:42:57,144 I'm a businessman. Talk to your superiors. 300 00:42:57,639 --> 00:43:01,400 They make a better offer, I take the money. 301 00:43:01,802 --> 00:43:03,522 And you get a commission. 302 00:43:07,383 --> 00:43:08,343 Let's go. 303 00:43:20,244 --> 00:43:23,325 We can talk here. It is a safe place. 304 00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:26,819 If I tell you something, you won't denounce me, 305 00:43:26,864 --> 00:43:28,624 - will you? - No. 306 00:43:28,848 --> 00:43:32,409 In fact, I can not stand the Nazis. 307 00:43:34,088 --> 00:43:35,849 Thank you for your sincerity. 308 00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:38,075 To be honest, me neither. 309 00:43:38,705 --> 00:43:41,866 - Do we have an understanding? - I think so. 310 00:43:42,128 --> 00:43:44,650 - You work for the Kremlin? - Yes. 311 00:43:44,675 --> 00:43:47,955 Take care of business. Grant me asylum, 312 00:43:48,968 --> 00:43:50,528 a crib in central Moscow, 313 00:43:50,652 --> 00:43:53,091 Three Russians, blonde and affectionate, 314 00:43:53,295 --> 00:43:54,855 and then I'll blow the fucking Nazis. 315 00:43:57,035 --> 00:43:59,155 A tempting proposition. Deal. 316 00:44:23,423 --> 00:44:26,064 I'll have two Big McF�hrers and a large Nordicola with ice. 317 00:44:26,604 --> 00:44:27,884 And fatherland fries. 318 00:44:28,606 --> 00:44:29,806 And fatherland fries! 319 00:44:33,091 --> 00:44:34,170 (unintelligible) 320 00:44:38,326 --> 00:44:40,566 - It'll be ready in a minute. - I'm not deaf. 321 00:44:43,369 --> 00:44:45,570 This is where I spy discreetly. 322 00:44:58,217 --> 00:45:00,498 I eat like a pig. I love it. 323 00:45:02,808 --> 00:45:05,209 A girl who has an appetite, this is rare. 324 00:45:05,471 --> 00:45:07,833 I've always felt like a pregnant woman. 325 00:45:08,016 --> 00:45:11,377 I come from a region that has experienced famine. 326 00:45:11,537 --> 00:45:13,658 I can not help it. I see food, 327 00:45:14,017 --> 00:45:17,457 and I can not resist. I throw myself upon it. 328 00:45:18,157 --> 00:45:19,357 I had a weird childhood too. 329 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:23,960 When I was angry against someone, 330 00:45:24,502 --> 00:45:26,903 I used to secrete a poisonous saliva. 331 00:45:27,859 --> 00:45:30,980 - You're kidding me. - My mother used me 332 00:45:32,145 --> 00:45:34,066 to kill flies. 333 00:45:34,286 --> 00:45:36,126 - Stop it! - This is the truth! 334 00:45:47,207 --> 00:45:49,327 When I am with you, I feel ... 335 00:45:50,088 --> 00:45:51,288 in my place. 336 00:46:31,457 --> 00:46:33,137 Oi! You, with the remote control. 337 00:46:33,321 --> 00:46:35,241 We can embrace quietly? 338 00:46:54,890 --> 00:46:58,052 ZINA, YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY! 339 00:47:05,574 --> 00:47:06,974 Stop! Halt! 340 00:47:08,574 --> 00:47:10,215 Stop! 341 00:47:27,935 --> 00:47:31,777 I know a very fun game they play around the corner. What do you say? 342 00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:33,876 Okay... What kind of game? 343 00:47:34,156 --> 00:47:37,237 "Can you recognise it blind? " 344 00:47:37,559 --> 00:47:39,960 - What, not up for it? - Me? 345 00:48:44,774 --> 00:48:47,014 Houston, we have a problem. 346 00:49:20,852 --> 00:49:23,053 YALTA CONFERENCE, FEB 1945 347 00:49:30,514 --> 00:49:31,634 Where is my tobacco? 348 00:50:01,899 --> 00:50:05,420 And now, my dear Shurenberg, 349 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:09,841 We loved the Reich and now... 350 00:50:10,743 --> 00:50:11,663 Yes. 351 00:50:13,405 --> 00:50:17,326 The situation is far from rosy. 352 00:50:17,606 --> 00:50:21,447 "Far from rosy." A very appropriate expression. 353 00:50:21,749 --> 00:50:25,269 A simple expression, but appropriate. 354 00:50:29,909 --> 00:50:34,470 I like you a lot. I mean, I really like you. 355 00:50:36,390 --> 00:50:39,431 You too, I mean, err, Obergruppenf�hrer... 356 00:50:40,986 --> 00:50:43,387 - ...I think you're a good person. - Thank you. 357 00:50:43,531 --> 00:50:47,933 You look so inspired, so intelligent and brave ... 358 00:50:48,673 --> 00:50:51,154 - That's nice. - Your smile is bedazzling. 359 00:50:51,752 --> 00:50:54,672 - Thank you, Obergruppenf�hrer. - Believe me, 360 00:50:54,697 --> 00:50:59,458 I'd bet you know, in the true sense, how to satisfy a man. 361 00:50:59,819 --> 00:51:01,940 - I'd rather not. - Love is blind. 362 00:51:01,980 --> 00:51:04,941 - I still have my eyes. - A pitty. 363 00:51:05,481 --> 00:51:08,042 You should let go, forget everything, 364 00:51:08,067 --> 00:51:09,868 and take the leap. 365 00:51:10,162 --> 00:51:12,003 Take the plunge 366 00:51:12,519 --> 00:51:15,080 and jump in to the water like a 14 year-old virgin jugend. 367 00:51:22,662 --> 00:51:27,103 It makes my skin quiver, 368 00:51:27,765 --> 00:51:31,285 the blue sky starts to shiver, 369 00:51:31,728 --> 00:51:35,609 from the grandiose celebration of our race, 370 00:51:36,690 --> 00:51:40,571 and our gay merry meeting in this place. 371 00:51:41,429 --> 00:51:45,791 Obergruppenf�hrer, I did not know you play. Magnifique! 372 00:51:46,933 --> 00:51:50,174 Your intelligence is too sharp, 373 00:51:51,373 --> 00:51:52,934 you are not an Aryan. 374 00:51:53,973 --> 00:51:56,213 What are you playing at, Nazi bitch? 375 00:51:56,295 --> 00:51:58,616 Come on, say it. Come out with it! 376 00:51:58,816 --> 00:52:01,097 Forget it. It's not in my horoscope today, nor yours. 377 00:52:01,494 --> 00:52:05,495 While Shurenberg rolled through the streets of Berlin, 378 00:52:06,157 --> 00:52:10,438 he repeated that he was ready to sacrifice everything for his country. 379 00:52:10,980 --> 00:52:13,580 -except- 380 00:52:13,879 --> 00:52:17,360 the virginal integrity of certain of his orifices. 381 00:52:20,939 --> 00:52:21,699 "Heil", my son. 382 00:52:21,941 --> 00:52:22,821 Hello. 383 00:52:25,061 --> 00:52:28,341 - Have we been drinking, perhaps? - Forget it, 384 00:52:28,962 --> 00:52:32,242 - you'll never catch me out. - Please step out of the vehicle. 385 00:54:21,256 --> 00:54:23,057 Little Red Riding Hood to Central. 386 00:54:24,698 --> 00:54:28,898 The wolf knows the cakes are stuffed cabbage, not beef. 387 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:30,139 Brackets ... 388 00:54:30,539 --> 00:54:33,460 The Armenian squirrel has left the country. 389 00:54:33,780 --> 00:54:35,620 He needs a pad in town. 390 00:54:36,221 --> 00:54:37,261 Toast. 391 00:54:47,064 --> 00:54:48,104 Completed. 392 00:55:00,468 --> 00:55:01,868 Zinotchka ... 393 00:55:04,268 --> 00:55:06,189 My beloved little witch ... 394 00:55:08,590 --> 00:55:11,911 It's been a while since you last frequented the Moscow clubs. 395 00:55:12,111 --> 00:55:14,832 Girls do these things, you will see ... 396 00:55:16,472 --> 00:55:20,553 This may be your illusion, but you're my witch 397 00:55:20,753 --> 00:55:22,074 the only one who matters. 398 00:55:23,634 --> 00:55:25,275 Sometimes I think about us. 399 00:55:25,434 --> 00:55:28,555 We live in a foreign country, among these fascists. 400 00:55:29,516 --> 00:55:31,116 So far from our dear Russia. 401 00:55:31,516 --> 00:55:34,557 But you're here, to play spies with me. 402 00:55:34,757 --> 00:55:36,518 What would I do without you? 403 00:55:36,718 --> 00:55:39,159 Once back in Moscow what will happen? 404 00:55:39,398 --> 00:55:41,319 Tramps will throw themselves at you. 405 00:55:41,519 --> 00:55:43,080 What are you saying? 406 00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:46,080 They will. And you will succumb, you'll see. 407 00:55:46,281 --> 00:55:49,402 Men are all alike. It doesn't even upset me any more. 408 00:55:51,602 --> 00:55:53,643 Central to Little Red Riding Hood. 409 00:55:53,883 --> 00:55:57,083 We will hook the squirrel up with a first-class crib. 410 00:55:57,284 --> 00:56:01,125 In case of problems, granny will be the backup. 411 00:56:01,325 --> 00:56:01,965 Sasha 412 00:56:02,965 --> 00:56:05,006 I am in my third month. 413 00:56:10,487 --> 00:56:12,648 - Is it mine? - No, Hitler's(!) 414 00:56:12,848 --> 00:56:14,008 Of course, it's yours. 415 00:56:16,129 --> 00:56:18,450 My angel with pink cheeks. 416 00:56:21,691 --> 00:56:24,291 A mother with big tits. 417 00:56:24,571 --> 00:56:27,453 - Are you happy? - Are you kidding or what? 418 00:56:27,733 --> 00:56:28,972 Obviously ... 419 00:56:29,293 --> 00:56:30,213 I'm happy. 420 00:56:30,453 --> 00:56:31,533 Want to see? 421 00:56:32,053 --> 00:56:33,174 Wait! 422 00:56:33,654 --> 00:56:34,774 Look! 423 00:56:55,500 --> 00:56:56,381 I'm happy! 424 00:57:15,146 --> 00:57:16,626 GESTAPO HILLS 425 00:57:24,669 --> 00:57:28,390 Only a seasoned spy as Shurenberg 426 00:57:28,550 --> 00:57:30,870 could keep his wits about him as 427 00:57:31,270 --> 00:57:33,991 Iron Hans von Eisen continued to 428 00:57:34,151 --> 00:57:36,631 watch him closely. 429 00:57:37,832 --> 00:57:41,473 All that remained a mystery were his intentions. 430 00:58:05,439 --> 00:58:09,081 Hans, buddy, What brings you here? 431 00:58:09,521 --> 00:58:10,401 Shurenberg. 432 00:58:10,642 --> 00:58:14,322 Sorry to arrive unannounced. The Gestapo banned texting. 433 00:58:14,442 --> 00:58:18,004 I know. We'll talk about it at the union meeting. 434 00:58:20,284 --> 00:58:21,284 Can I get you anything? 435 00:58:22,204 --> 00:58:26,485 - A tea? - Green Tea. Without caffeine. 436 00:58:27,126 --> 00:58:30,847 What was this weird music that I heard? 437 00:58:31,528 --> 00:58:33,208 Nothing like I've heard before. 438 00:58:33,408 --> 00:58:36,609 It was a bit of trance CMS Nazi techno. 439 00:58:41,330 --> 00:58:45,051 "Tai-pin-ho-ku" Chinese exclusive import. 440 00:58:49,373 --> 00:58:50,612 Shurenberg, 441 00:58:50,773 --> 00:58:53,533 you are aware there are people in the Gestapo 442 00:58:53,693 --> 00:58:56,374 who believe that you are a Soviet spy. 443 00:58:56,694 --> 00:58:57,974 Do you want sugar? 444 00:58:58,255 --> 00:59:00,015 No, but I'll take my tea on a saucer. 445 00:59:00,255 --> 00:59:02,696 - You know, so I don't spill. - Right. 446 00:59:04,577 --> 00:59:05,617 Moving on, 447 00:59:06,017 --> 00:59:08,738 trying to find evidence against you, 448 00:59:08,898 --> 00:59:11,859 is like opening champagne with your buttocks. 449 00:59:12,058 --> 00:59:15,139 It's new and it hurts just thinking. 450 00:59:15,340 --> 00:59:17,540 Suffice to say, it is impossible. 451 00:59:21,701 --> 00:59:23,902 - Milk? - Semi-skimmed. Thank you. 452 00:59:24,622 --> 00:59:25,663 It goes without saying. 453 00:59:31,064 --> 00:59:32,584 Do not get me wrong, 454 00:59:33,385 --> 00:59:37,186 but I was ordered yesterday by M�ller to peruse your file. 455 00:59:37,466 --> 00:59:41,507 I'll have to ask you a few questions. 456 00:59:47,828 --> 00:59:48,549 Fine. 457 00:59:51,510 --> 00:59:52,430 Let's begin. 458 00:59:53,630 --> 00:59:56,271 Have you faxed our plans to Stalin? 459 00:59:56,471 --> 00:59:58,992 This is a routine questionnaire. 460 00:59:59,272 --> 01:00:00,312 Wait. 461 01:00:00,793 --> 01:00:02,873 I left my fingerprints on the fax? 462 01:00:04,514 --> 01:00:05,314 No no. 463 01:00:10,716 --> 01:00:13,436 Continuing. I'll ask the next question. 464 01:00:18,318 --> 01:00:23,039 Question. Will they come out with another "Matrix" movie or not? 465 01:00:23,839 --> 01:00:27,000 Hans, it's a trilogy. 466 01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:29,520 It was a trick question. 467 01:00:29,841 --> 01:00:31,521 You fell into our trap. 468 01:00:31,721 --> 01:00:35,722 We heard your conversation with engineer Garik. Interesting. 469 01:00:36,403 --> 01:00:38,483 So he escapes to Moscow? 470 01:00:38,683 --> 01:00:41,404 He thinks we suck, is that it? 471 01:00:42,124 --> 01:00:42,884 You know? 472 01:01:08,371 --> 01:01:10,332 Wait! That's in my file? 473 01:01:22,695 --> 01:01:25,176 Leave it at that. Otherwise I will hurt you. 474 01:01:50,144 --> 01:01:53,264 The more Shurenberg felt anger come over him, 475 01:01:53,865 --> 01:01:57,106 the more poison filled his mouth. 476 01:02:23,513 --> 01:02:25,553 I warned you, stupid Iron Man. 477 01:02:31,556 --> 01:02:33,556 My darling, what are you doing? 478 01:02:33,876 --> 01:02:36,997 Come to bed. Without you, I can not sleep. 479 01:02:38,077 --> 01:02:39,397 I'm coming, sweetheart. 480 01:02:39,558 --> 01:02:41,878 I have to work late. 481 01:02:42,718 --> 01:02:44,679 - I'll be right there. - Hurry up. 482 01:02:53,721 --> 01:02:56,762 Not too loud, huh? Otherwise we will awake Zina. 483 01:03:08,806 --> 01:03:10,566 THE ASHES OF IRON HANS VON EISEN 484 01:03:29,251 --> 01:03:30,972 RETURN HOME, DIRTY COMMUNIST! 485 01:04:10,383 --> 01:04:13,984 Hidden deep in suburban Berlin 486 01:04:14,264 --> 01:04:17,505 was the safe house of the Red Army. 487 01:04:18,545 --> 01:04:22,666 Nobody could distinguish it from the other apartments. 488 01:04:39,831 --> 01:04:42,512 "Heil", Machin. A and B are on a boat. 489 01:04:42,832 --> 01:04:45,032 A fall in the water and B disappears. 490 01:04:45,193 --> 01:04:48,674 - Who are you then? Tell me! - NKVD. 491 01:04:48,874 --> 01:04:50,674 Perhaps. Come in. 492 01:05:00,838 --> 01:05:04,039 My cover will soon be blown. 493 01:05:04,758 --> 01:05:08,279 My contract mentions the words "force majeure" 494 01:05:08,519 --> 01:05:09,880 so I came to see you. 495 01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:13,040 I see, yes. 496 01:05:13,721 --> 01:05:15,721 Being unmasked is unpleasant. 497 01:05:15,922 --> 01:05:18,402 Humiliation, interrogation, 498 01:05:18,562 --> 01:05:20,963 tweezers, curlers. 499 01:05:21,163 --> 01:05:23,284 - Curlers? - The permanent ass hair. 500 01:05:23,604 --> 01:05:25,684 - Have you been tortured? - Huh? 501 01:05:25,885 --> 01:05:28,725 No, it's just Chianti. I partied yesterday. 502 01:05:29,045 --> 01:05:31,286 With some metal workers. True saints. 503 01:05:32,406 --> 01:05:33,887 Well, let's get your equipment. 504 01:05:36,487 --> 01:05:39,048 This is a beautiful sofa I love the decor. 505 01:05:39,208 --> 01:05:41,728 I live alone. I spend my hours masturbating. 506 01:05:44,330 --> 01:05:45,370 Well, let's see. 507 01:05:48,931 --> 01:05:50,291 What have we here? 508 01:05:52,772 --> 01:05:53,932 So ... 509 01:05:54,132 --> 01:05:54,772 Cyanide 510 01:05:55,373 --> 01:05:57,693 Valium, gags, 511 01:05:57,894 --> 01:05:59,934 handcuffs, range, 512 01:06:00,134 --> 01:06:03,815 slip alternative crosswords, leather whip 513 01:06:04,015 --> 01:06:05,575 and obviously, pear enema. 514 01:06:05,735 --> 01:06:08,176 In other words, basic survival kit. 515 01:06:08,897 --> 01:06:10,337 - But what about the ... - "Niet." 516 01:06:10,537 --> 01:06:13,818 No tickets for the Moscow Midget Circus. 517 01:06:14,018 --> 01:06:15,098 Speaking of circus 518 01:06:15,699 --> 01:06:17,419 you see that briefcase there? 519 01:06:17,579 --> 01:06:20,979 It's for you. Engineer Garik asked me to give it to you. 520 01:06:21,180 --> 01:06:23,540 He arrived in Moscow and is doing well. 521 01:06:24,101 --> 01:06:25,621 He opened a casino. 522 01:06:25,821 --> 01:06:28,822 Clients from the Kremlin down to the workers at the local kebab. 523 01:06:31,302 --> 01:06:34,464 Russian resistance. What can I do for you? 524 01:06:34,663 --> 01:06:37,025 No, we do not do home delivery 525 01:06:37,744 --> 01:06:39,025 before 7 o'-clock. 526 01:06:39,225 --> 01:06:42,626 Your dues as promised. 10% commission. 527 01:06:47,187 --> 01:06:48,028 MOTHER RUSSIA 528 01:06:49,548 --> 01:06:51,028 NEUTRAL GROUND 529 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:52,309 TO THE REICH 530 01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:55,309 For you, comrade, the right door. 531 01:06:56,070 --> 01:06:57,070 MOTHER RUSSIA 532 01:06:58,991 --> 01:07:03,232 I want to go East, you can not imagine how badly. 533 01:07:03,432 --> 01:07:04,032 Listen, 534 01:07:04,232 --> 01:07:07,393 I'll get Zina and we'll all take the door. 535 01:07:07,553 --> 01:07:09,034 Zina was arrested at dawn. 536 01:07:10,033 --> 01:07:12,354 Gestapo torture for three hours. 537 01:07:14,075 --> 01:07:16,716 It must be in the process of braking her soul. 538 01:07:17,275 --> 01:07:20,437 I would suggest trying to release her, 539 01:07:20,957 --> 01:07:25,679 but the orders are clear: return home to Russia. 540 01:07:29,359 --> 01:07:30,559 Sorry, man. 541 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:34,440 I can not. 542 01:07:34,721 --> 01:07:35,841 Be reasonable. 543 01:07:41,203 --> 01:07:42,363 Return home. 544 01:07:42,603 --> 01:07:44,284 You do not need Zina. 545 01:07:44,603 --> 01:07:46,364 One can very easily live without a woman. 546 01:07:46,524 --> 01:07:48,004 I give you my couch. 547 01:07:48,285 --> 01:07:49,565 It's yours. 548 01:07:52,606 --> 01:07:53,366 Sorry. 549 01:07:57,247 --> 01:07:58,967 A hero has obligations. 550 01:08:19,093 --> 01:08:21,494 Who is your contact? 551 01:08:22,414 --> 01:08:23,295 Never. 552 01:08:33,257 --> 01:08:35,498 Who is your contact? 553 01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:40,659 Shurenberg! 554 01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:45,460 I am delighted to see you here, Herr Clever-Boy. 555 01:08:45,741 --> 01:08:47,501 At the mall 556 01:08:47,621 --> 01:08:50,542 we stopped a Russian radio operator. 557 01:08:53,023 --> 01:08:54,264 Do you know her? 558 01:08:56,023 --> 01:08:58,864 - Who is your contact? - Never. 559 01:09:07,187 --> 01:09:09,148 Try not to cry. 560 01:09:09,347 --> 01:09:10,828 Why would I know her? 561 01:09:18,630 --> 01:09:20,111 What's wrong? 562 01:09:21,711 --> 01:09:24,752 I think I caught a cold. I'm dizzy. 563 01:09:33,154 --> 01:09:34,475 Get well soon! 564 01:09:38,076 --> 01:09:41,076 Shurenberg imagined Zina 565 01:09:41,437 --> 01:09:43,357 at the shopping mall. 566 01:09:45,798 --> 01:09:48,318 He sympathised with the pain of his dearest. 567 01:10:16,407 --> 01:10:19,208 Against the wall! Come on, hurry! 568 01:10:19,488 --> 01:10:21,688 Drop your weapons! 569 01:10:25,129 --> 01:10:26,289 Drop them 570 01:10:37,092 --> 01:10:38,172 continues 571 01:10:58,979 --> 01:11:02,179 Sasha! Sasha 572 01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:03,619 - Sasha - Zina 573 01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:41,871 Come on, babes! 574 01:13:09,136 --> 01:13:10,095 Yes. 575 01:13:10,535 --> 01:13:11,616 Yes. 576 01:13:18,778 --> 01:13:20,338 Passionately signed, Borman. 577 01:13:38,023 --> 01:13:39,144 Order: 578 01:13:42,465 --> 01:13:43,825 Transfer the attendant 579 01:13:47,186 --> 01:13:50,707 custody Standartenf�hrer SS Shurenberg. Signed, Herr Borman. 580 01:13:54,148 --> 01:13:55,629 And you wore it? 581 01:13:55,869 --> 01:13:57,749 A Gucci? Are you kidding? 582 01:13:58,269 --> 01:14:00,710 Hugo Boss is far more dashing. 583 01:14:05,471 --> 01:14:07,152 I'll call you later. 584 01:15:58,583 --> 01:16:00,904 - Admit it. Who is your hairdresser? - Never! 585 01:16:01,104 --> 01:16:02,464 - "Heil Hitler." - "Heil." 586 01:16:02,864 --> 01:16:05,105 Frau Otto, new orders. 587 01:16:05,305 --> 01:16:08,706 I will try to get something out of the peasant. 588 01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:15,588 PAIN, INJURY, EMERGENCY EXIT 589 01:16:19,509 --> 01:16:21,069 Where is Shurenberg, that son of a ***** 590 01:16:21,270 --> 01:16:22,630 I'll **** him from behind! 591 01:16:22,830 --> 01:16:25,671 And when I'm finished, I will not hesitate 592 01:16:25,911 --> 01:16:28,512 to rip your *** open 593 01:16:28,752 --> 01:16:31,152 and I'll **** in it! 594 01:16:48,878 --> 01:16:49,718 50 Shilling. 595 01:16:53,358 --> 01:16:56,400 50 Shilling, let's do this shit, yeah? 596 01:17:35,730 --> 01:17:38,971 Why don't we go to Chile, in the spring? 597 01:17:39,171 --> 01:17:40,012 No! 598 01:17:40,212 --> 01:17:44,173 All the Gestapo go. I get tired of seeing the same losers. 599 01:17:44,413 --> 01:17:47,334 So start holidaying in Dubai. 600 01:17:47,574 --> 01:17:49,094 It is expensive. 601 01:17:49,494 --> 01:17:50,775 And I drowning at work. 602 01:17:50,974 --> 01:17:54,496 Who will take care of the Reich in my absence? 603 01:17:54,696 --> 01:17:58,457 There has to be someone for the job. There is more to life. 604 01:17:58,657 --> 01:18:01,177 - Eva, do not blame me. - Blame you? 605 01:18:01,938 --> 01:18:06,419 Well, I'll talk to M�ller. He'll perhaps have time for me. 606 01:18:10,741 --> 01:18:11,941 Forgive me. 607 01:18:12,741 --> 01:18:16,702 I have a lot of trouble because of all the stress. 608 01:18:19,384 --> 01:18:21,745 You have your makeup bag? 609 01:18:22,186 --> 01:18:24,746 Of course. What would I do without it? 610 01:18:25,285 --> 01:18:26,325 You're crazy ... 611 01:18:27,087 --> 01:18:29,687 It was you who took my nightie? 612 01:18:29,986 --> 01:18:31,107 What nightie? 613 01:18:31,626 --> 01:18:35,987 My Dolce and Gabbana leopard skin nightie. 614 01:18:36,108 --> 01:18:40,389 You crazy? I spent the day trying to save you! 615 01:18:40,550 --> 01:18:41,310 Okay? 616 01:18:41,729 --> 01:18:43,329 Do not talk to me like that! 617 01:18:45,071 --> 01:18:49,391 Sorry, kitten, I am a little on my nerves today. 618 01:18:49,752 --> 01:18:52,072 Anyway, this makeup kit? 619 01:21:01,109 --> 01:21:02,029 Taxi! 620 01:21:02,229 --> 01:21:05,029 - How much to take us to the frontier? - 80 euros. 621 01:21:05,269 --> 01:21:07,911 - It's just 20 minutes! - Go on foot. 622 01:21:08,110 --> 01:21:10,752 If you don't like it you can ride in the back of a pickup like the other illegals. 623 01:21:10,911 --> 01:21:11,672 For the front? 624 01:21:11,871 --> 01:21:13,032 Dirty crook! 625 01:21:13,352 --> 01:21:14,432 Idiot! 626 01:21:17,633 --> 01:21:19,434 What are you waiting for? 627 01:21:19,674 --> 01:21:21,034 Hit the gas! 628 01:22:11,689 --> 01:22:12,369 We're here. 629 01:22:13,610 --> 01:22:18,131 Just a minute, boss. Let me catch my breath, 630 01:22:18,730 --> 01:22:20,091 for once. 631 01:22:35,876 --> 01:22:37,077 PASSPORT CONTROL 632 01:22:37,102 --> 01:22:38,422 FRONTIER 633 01:22:43,897 --> 01:22:48,699 Zina and Shurenberg were heading through Passport Control 634 01:22:48,859 --> 01:22:51,939 and were relieved they weren't Muslims. 635 01:23:40,634 --> 01:23:45,315 Dear Nazis, thank you kindly leave your keys, 636 01:23:45,515 --> 01:23:48,956 phones, computers and handgun safety. 637 01:24:18,605 --> 01:24:20,405 FRONTIER 638 01:24:21,285 --> 01:24:24,686 WELCOME! ENTRY VERBOTTEN! 639 01:24:34,409 --> 01:24:36,529 - Hello there. - Hello. 640 01:24:54,854 --> 01:24:56,775 WANTED ENEMY OF THE STATE 641 01:25:00,336 --> 01:25:01,536 They are there. 642 01:25:01,656 --> 01:25:04,058 Bring them for interrogation. 643 01:25:11,859 --> 01:25:13,179 Zina, run! 644 01:25:37,347 --> 01:25:38,307 Yes? 645 01:25:38,969 --> 01:25:42,489 "Ja ..." I let him pass, ja. 646 01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:26,640 Come. This is where it ends.